Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, its a knife. No you can’t have my wallet. Oh god you stabbed me…

swagchat:

when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder

lnternetexplorers:

same

Put on your sitting pants

stupidmcdumb:

i tell you what dale-kun! ^o^

if you don’t have cheese sticks then no.

don’t you judge me.

unfreshing:

laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(

leonardodiretardo:

what i did during my exam hiatus: a compilation. 

~* now on youtube *~